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Jackpot Peanut butter

June 15, 2015

‘if it ain’t in the pot, it ain’t worth jack’ To celebrate the launch of our 'jackpot motherfucking peanut butter' T-shirt, we've succumb to preasure and decided to make peanut butter. Freshly made each week in our London kitchen. Jackpot 'original' is a smooth and creamy peanut butter, the peanuts are double roasted for a richer flavour. The PB comes in 500ml jars, making for a long lasting pot, with flavour to savour. Later in the year, we'll be launching 250ml pots of flavours including; chocolate chip, sweet and spicy and for over 18’s, our favorite, bourbon.  There’s a warning on the jar: ‘no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never feed him after midnight’, a nod to a...

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The underground & discovery

March 19, 2015

The underground is an amazing place full of wonders and mystical beasts  you aren't aware of because you aren't cool enough. Rappers don't exist, only anarchist poets with impeccable rhythm and a new sound explore this zone. They produce illegitimate, cross gender children with models from the eastern block, wearing clothes you thought were plumbing supplies. Expression through art is a thing of the past, sign painters are the new Zeitgeist and re-runs of Ready Steady Cook their muse. Unfortunately, this could be the state of the modern underground as people push harder and harder to be seen as something separated from the common man. Global communication changed the world, the internet truly did change everything and it can truly be said for the better. Every musician you could...

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Be seen when you want to be seen

March 02, 2015

This should not come as a statement of intent but a fact of advanced human nature. We got to this point by climbing out of the animal kingdom, now the time of the loudest Silverback and the fanciest peacock is dead. In everyday life you will encounter the bruiser who believes his roar gets him the first pick, unfortunately for him evolution sided with us.  Physicality and looks are now a thing of the past. It is in your brain's ability to be noticed when it wants to be, that has made you, the Alpha to their Omega. It is apparent that square jaws and neck tattoos will get you somewhere in life, but then is that where you aim to go? The same can be said...

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9 to 5

February 20, 2015

9 to 5 A way of of life? Or a way of living? ...Stumble out the bed and stumble in the kitchen, pour myself a cup of ambition, yawn and stretch and repeat monday to friday. The whole idea that it should be common practice for everybody on this planet to work a 9 to 5 is deluded, I don't believe I've ever worked a 9 to 5 and I never plan to. The only reason to work like that for someone is for money and the only reason you work for money, is because someone else told you it had to be done, but thats for their reasons, you get that!?. I've been poor before and I'm pretty damn skint right now, but I'm HAPPY. All...

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